Thursday, November 1, 2007
...it sure is Quiet.
Following the spacetime continuum to the year TMX206, we find that Presidemperor Incitatus the 52nd has invaded and occupied the planet Z-raq in a wain and vain attempt to secure new supplies of Helium 3. By the time the occupation enters its fourth year, the treasury has been bankrupted, and the Space Cadet Academy has been forced to purchase its janitorial supplies as surplus from the Louisiana Sanitation Department. A complex ergot-based chemical developed by Albert Hofmann in the year CE1938 is being used as an industrial-strength cleaning fluid known by its trade-name, Uncle Clean.
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