Time to break out the Dental Floss

Neil Atwood wrote the story. One day you will wake up and discover you are plant food. Those guys are not kidding about gingivitis- it can get out of hand real quick!
Floss, my friends, floss.
The new 20-page ZOOT SCOOTER story will be out and about very soon from Allied Media Productions.
Watch this space and visit our table at the Phoenix Cactus Comicon, being held 26-28 January 2008, appropriately enough, at the Mesa Contention Center, three days walk from downtown Phoenix.
How come nobody calls premium gas "Ethyl" any more?

...it sure is Quiet.

Following the spacetime continuum to the year TMX206, we find that Presidemperor Incitatus the 52nd has invaded and occupied the planet Z-raq in a wain and vain attempt to secure new supplies of Helium 3. By the time the occupation enters its fourth year, the treasury has been bankrupted, and the Space Cadet Academy has been forced to purchase its janitorial supplies as surplus from the Louisiana Sanitation Department. A complex ergot-based chemical developed by Albert Hofmann in the year CE1938 is being used as an industrial-strength cleaning fluid known by its trade-name, Uncle Clean.
For more of this story, watch this space.